The Cure To CANCER Has Been Found
By Dominic Micphukfase
Published On September the 2nd 2020 at 11:51pm
DISCLAIMER: THIS ARTICLE MAKES FUN OF SENSITIVE TOPICS, MAKE SURE TO AVOID IT IF YOU ARE A LITTLE BITCH
After our last article related to medicine/health was found to be false we have made sure that this one was correct by putting it through many verification steps. Although the cure is not FDA approved for stage 0 cancer it is SAICA (San Abates Illnesses and Cures Administration) approved for stage 0 cancer (stage 0 cancer is when there are abnormal cells with the potential to become cancer).
Note: The following message is SAICA approved"All people with stage 0 or above cancer of any kind are recommended to take the cure of euthanasia."
Although it is noted that there are side effects to euthanasia it stops the concerning thoughts, the side effects are forgetting everything, your family may miss you, your friends may miss you, but honestly. TELL YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS TO GO FUCKING KILL
THEMSELVES TO STOP THEMSELVES FROM CATCHING CANCER BECAUSE IT IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO.