A Special Rock is Found That Cures Covid-19?
By Karen Watkins
Published At 23:22 on the 14th of August 2020.
This rock named jungitty although extremely rare elsewhere, it is quite commonly found in the caves on San Abates. Research proves that in order to cure Covid-19 100 grams of jungitty is required, and that in order to prevent a person catching Covid-19 25 grams is required.
Of course the citizens at San Abates want to help stop Covid-19 overseas and not just in San Abates. Although it is important to give jungitty to all of the citizens, so it will be expensive to buy it overseas. I am willing to sell a 25g rock to anywhere overseas for 250 USD, although expensive, shipping is also expensive and this product is in high demand. Although easy to find on San Abates, San Abates is small, thus it is also in low supply.
I am also willing to sell a 100g rock for the low-low-price of 500 USD, although expensive this quantity of jungitty can cure Covid-19 and a human life is worth at least 1,000x more than the price I am offering this product at.
To prevent catching Covid-19 it is recommended to wear the 25 gram rock as a necklace after drilling a hole through the jungitty, eating/consuming jungitty will not prevent catching Covid-19 nor will it cure it, but having it touching you at all times will. To cure Covid-19 it is recommended to tuck the 100 gram rock into your pants when laying down for one hour straight.
THIS PRODUCT IS NOT FDA APPROVED TO CURE OR PREVENT CATCHING COVID-19 THIS PRODUCT MAY REDUCE YOUR CHANCES OF SURVIVING COVID-19 BECAUSE IT MAY LIMIT YOUR ABILITY TO ACCESS FDA APPROVED MEDICINE/DRUGS.